"I'd take Audrey over Marilyn any day!

This site is under all kinds of construction!

Virtual Seduction Railroad (You won't understand.)
Stuff I made I call "music". (How quaint. Just ignore this and go to my soundcloud.)

"Surf Wisely."
-also me, since... like... 1995

Oh yeah... I'm in a band.

An observation:

The Gangadiddle? The Hunt? The Hunters? Oh, it was great fun wasn't it? But the Hunt ended years ago. So why am I still here? Why am I still awake? What about Nathan? What about Annabelle? What about LSS? What are they all doing? Is Starlight still alive?
Where am I?
At least I know who I am. dolst can't get rid of me that easily.
Remember, kids: The Technician loves you.